Bad joke

[Franziskaner]

get ready to suffer until 12/21

An Israeli doctor comments:

• Medicine in Israel is so advanced that we remove the testicles from a person, put them on another and in six weeks they are already looking for work.

A German doctor comments:
-That's nothing, in Germany we remove part of the brain from a person, put it on another, and in four weeks they are already looking for work.

A Russian doctor comments:

• That's nothing either, in Russia medicine is so advanced that we remove half of the heart from a person, put it on another and in two weeks, both are looking for work.

To which the SPANISH doctor responds:
-Nothing like that, you are all very backward!!, look at us in SPAIN, we take a person without a brain, without a heart and without balls, we put them as PRESIDENT and now half the country is looking for work!!!
regards

[Franziskaner]

a couple of computer science jokes...
what's the difference between doing laundry and using Windows?
that the laundry doesn't hang itself up.

Error 0094782: No keyboard detected, press any key to continue...

Selling keyboard almost new at good price only one key is missing.

This is heaven.
An angel is talking to God and says:

• Oh, Lord! on Earth they discovered the code of the Human Genome,
• Damn Hackers!, God replies. I'm going to have to change the password.

This was a doctor, an engineer and a computer scientist who were arguing about which of their professions was the oldest. The doctor says:

• You see… in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib of Adam, this obviously requires knowledge of surgery and therefore medicine is the oldest profession of all.
  The engineer disagrees:
• Yes, well, but before all that, in the Bible it says that God separated order from chaos, it's clear that this can only be done with a great work of engineering.
  The computer scientist smiles and says:
• First was computer science, how do you think God created chaos?

regards

[Sylver]

@Tecnho:

Deja el speed :troll:

Tio, sólo conozco un speed y se llama speed fan :ugly::ugly:

Nah, menos mal que recuperé sueño anoche, madre mía, era doloroso ya… xD

[Fassou]

Salu2!

[Gaiteiro]

I enter, do a copy paste and leave before you light the torches xD

At the cinema.
-Do you give me 2 tickets please?
-For The Hobbit?
-No no, it's my girlfriend, don't worry.

• Do we fuck?

• Couldn't you be more romantic?

• Between those sky blue eyes and that creamy mouth, I'd give you two hard ons that would leave you blind.

• Hello, I came to the aquarium because I want to know what sound dolphins make.

• What do you want what?

• No, no. Roosters no, dolphins!

• Tomorrow I have an exam in 'History of Spain'...

• Well, study Juan Carlos I.

• Why?

• It always comes up!

• Do you know the joke about yogurt?

• No.

• It's natural.

• Do you know the joke about toilet paper?

• No.

• It's a roll.

Source: Absurd Humor-Facebook

Regards.

[cobito]

Gaitero, the best joke has been the one about the torches.

[Mystique]

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Era un chiste? A mi me ha parecido una invitacion a darle unas "vacaciones pagadas"

[ferelxyx]

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¿Cuantos técnicos de Microsoft hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla?
Ninguno, es un problema de Hardware.

[Fassou]

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[Obione]

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Este es de un compi de HL :ugly:

Entra un programador de Linux, otro de Windows y otro de Apple a un baño. Tras mear el de Windows coge jabón, se lava las manos concienzudamente y dice:

• En Microsoft hacemos las cosas bien.

El de Linux coge menos jabón, abre la mitad el grifo, se frota repetidamente las manos y dice:

• En Linux hacemos las cosas bien, y gastamos menos recursos.

Abre la puerta el de Apple y dice:

• En Apple no nos meamos las manos :troll:

[Fassou]

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A continuación, la previsión del tiempo en la Riviera Maya :

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Salu2!