Bad joke

[Fassou]

BUT

Best regards!

[Sylver]

EQUISDÉ
Reading that after 38 hours awake without sleep can be a deadly necessity… xD

[_Neptunno_]

@Sylver:

EQUISDÉ
Reading that after 38 hours awake without sleep can be a deadly necessity… xD

What the heck*** do you do so many hours without sleeping!!:wall:

[Sylver]

@_Neptunno_:

What the hell*** are you doing without sleeping for so many hours!!:wall:

Studying+insomnia+workers at 7 in the morning literally pulling you out of your sheets to knock down the window of your room for renovations… as a result, dark circles down to the ankles and the body in the process of decomposition... xD

[Franziskaner]

hang it on caralibro, let's have a laugh :troll:
regards and sleep well

[Tecnho]

@Sylver:

EQUISDÉ
Reading that after 38 hours awake without sleep can be deadly necessary… xD

Quit the speed :troll:

[Franziskaner]

do not incite certain things…..
that this youth....:ugly:
greetings

[ferelxyx]

A Chinese man, a Jew, and a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, the beginning of a joke?"

There were three friends named Stupid, Nobody, and Nothing;
Stupid goes to a policeman and says:
Nobody fell into a well and Nothing is helping him.
The policeman replies, "Are you stupid?"
and the man with a handshake says "Yes, nice to meet you!"

Two balloons are walking through the desert, and one says to the other, "Watch out for the cactus!"
and the other says "What cactusssssssssssssss"

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

There was a dog named Joke, the dog died, and the joke was over

regards

[Tecnho]

Kynes you just opened a box of Pandora.

[kynes]

At least mine has to do with computer science…
:alone:

[Franziskaner]

get ready to suffer until 12/21

An Israeli doctor comments:

• Medicine in Israel is so advanced that we remove the testicles from a person, put them on another and in six weeks they are already looking for work.

A German doctor comments:
-That's nothing, in Germany we remove part of the brain from a person, put it on another, and in four weeks they are already looking for work.

A Russian doctor comments:

• That's nothing either, in Russia medicine is so advanced that we remove half of the heart from a person, put it on another and in two weeks, both are looking for work.

To which the SPANISH doctor responds:
-Nothing like that, you are all very backward!!, look at us in SPAIN, we take a person without a brain, without a heart and without balls, we put them as PRESIDENT and now half the country is looking for work!!!
regards

[Franziskaner]

a couple of computer science jokes...
what's the difference between doing laundry and using Windows?
that the laundry doesn't hang itself up.

Error 0094782: No keyboard detected, press any key to continue...

Selling keyboard almost new at good price only one key is missing.

This is heaven.
An angel is talking to God and says:

• Oh, Lord! on Earth they discovered the code of the Human Genome,
• Damn Hackers!, God replies. I'm going to have to change the password.

This was a doctor, an engineer and a computer scientist who were arguing about which of their professions was the oldest. The doctor says:

• You see… in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib of Adam, this obviously requires knowledge of surgery and therefore medicine is the oldest profession of all.
  The engineer disagrees:
• Yes, well, but before all that, in the Bible it says that God separated order from chaos, it's clear that this can only be done with a great work of engineering.
  The computer scientist smiles and says:
• First was computer science, how do you think God created chaos?

regards

[Sylver]

@Tecnho:

Deja el speed :troll:

Tio, sólo conozco un speed y se llama speed fan :ugly::ugly:

Nah, menos mal que recuperé sueño anoche, madre mía, era doloroso ya… xD

[Fassou]

Salu2!

[Gaiteiro]

I enter, do a copy paste and leave before you light the torches xD

At the cinema.
-Do you give me 2 tickets please?
-For The Hobbit?
-No no, it's my girlfriend, don't worry.

• Do we fuck?

• Couldn't you be more romantic?

• Between those sky blue eyes and that creamy mouth, I'd give you two hard ons that would leave you blind.

• Hello, I came to the aquarium because I want to know what sound dolphins make.

• What do you want what?

• No, no. Roosters no, dolphins!

• Tomorrow I have an exam in 'History of Spain'...

• Well, study Juan Carlos I.

• Why?

• It always comes up!

• Do you know the joke about yogurt?

• No.

• It's natural.

• Do you know the joke about toilet paper?

• No.

• It's a roll.

Source: Absurd Humor-Facebook

Regards.

[cobito]

Gaitero, the best joke has been the one about the torches.

[Mystique]

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Era un chiste? A mi me ha parecido una invitacion a darle unas "vacaciones pagadas"

[ferelxyx]

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¿Cuantos técnicos de Microsoft hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla?
Ninguno, es un problema de Hardware.

[Fassou]

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[Obione]

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Este es de un compi de HL :ugly:

Entra un programador de Linux, otro de Windows y otro de Apple a un baño. Tras mear el de Windows coge jabón, se lava las manos concienzudamente y dice:

• En Microsoft hacemos las cosas bien.

El de Linux coge menos jabón, abre la mitad el grifo, se frota repetidamente las manos y dice:

• En Linux hacemos las cosas bien, y gastamos menos recursos.

Abre la puerta el de Apple y dice:

• En Apple no nos meamos las manos :troll: